treatise 

A treatise is a formal and systematic written discourse on some subject, generally longer and treating it in greater depth than an essay, and more concerned with investigating or exposing the principles of the subject.

Bob published a classic treatise on aviation.

treatise by Myman23456 December 20, 2015

We try our best, and yet this is how you treatise! 

How a group of people grumbles regarding a supervisor, mayor, journalist, historian, or other influential mucky-muck who publishes a less-than-favorable report about said body of citizenry.

Teenage parishioners, in a letter of protest to their local abstinence-and-chastity-ranting minister who'd recently written an article admitting to having "gotten some" from one or more females other than his wife: How can you expect us to ignore our basic urges and desires when YOU YOURSELF won't even exert yourself adequately?! We try our best, and yet this is how you treatise!

We try our best, and yet this is how you treatise! by QuacksO July 9, 2023

Treatsie 

Anything that is fun. It can be used as a noun, adjective, or verb if you're feeling adventurous.

When spelled backwards or with an "anti" added to the front it has the opposite meaning.

"Im going to buy some treatsies."
"Want to smoke a treatsie bowl?"
"Im gunna treatsie you until the cows come home!"
"You're the treatsiest person I know!!"
"I love you treatsie."

"Organized religion is an eistaert!"
"No more ganja, anti-treatsie!!"

Treatsie by TreatsieMamaEarth December 3, 2009

sweetie peetie trick-or-treatie 

What you should say when you want a sweetie treatie!

Erin: Hey Sissy La-la!

Kristen: I'm hungry.

Erin: Well, go ask mom for a sweetie peetie trick-or-treatie!

Kristen: Great idea! Thanks poopy woopy!

sweetie peetie trick-or-treatie by Sisy La-La October 25, 2009