Slump Bitch 

Its easy to recognize a slump bitch but sometimes they can be hard to describe so I've put together a list of characteristics that you can use to describe the slump bitches you see on a daily basis. If you can apply 2 or more of these to your daily life, you might be a slump bitch.

1. Have bad posture
2. Drag you heels when you walk
3. Wear sweats to subway
4. Are over weight
5. Still wear scrunchies
6. Sport the "socks n sandals" combo in public
7. Scratch you vagina in public
8. Shop at Wal-Mart 3+ times per week
9. Have pajamas on at 12 noon
10. Your "going out" clothes consist of baggy jeans and a t-shirt
11. On Jersey Shore you would be considered a "grenade"
12. Laundry is something you do less than 3 times per month.

*Remember a slump bitch has to have at least 2 of these qualities.

Most of the time slump bitches are girls but every once in a while you find a guy scratching his vagina in the frozen food section.

These are the main characteristics of a slump bitch. I'm sure there are many more. Please send your slump bitch characteristics to [e-mail].

Keep an eye out for a slump bitch near you!

Damn slump bitches always taking like 5 hours to slump across the street.

Slump Bitch by M. Kay November 15, 2010

slurp slurp bitch 

when that bitch just keeps downing all that tea that you keep spilling bc you are gossip spreading whore :) FOR REAL

(yall were thinking that dirty business *shakes head* get your mind out of the gutter! )

yes SLURP SLURP BITCH SLURP THAT TEAAAAA UPPPPP

slurp slurp bitch by DiDyOuKnOw..forlikeREAL May 8, 2019

`~`Bitch`~`slUap`~`bitcH`~` 

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`~`Bitch`~`slUap`~`bitcH`~` by ExeeloguiexE April 16, 2025

slumbitch 

While sometimes mistaken as a simple prefix added to the common epithet 'bitch,' 'slumbitch' is actually a slurred form of 'son of a bitch', but useful for both genders. Instead of an insult, however, it is most useful as an interjection when events do not conspire to your fortune.

Slumbitch! I do not believe you made that shot!

slumbitch by Kendon July 25, 2004

Slumbitch 

Similar to fucktard, but with more ownage.

"Static is such I slumbitch"

Slumbitch by play_5 February 3, 2003