slumbering lumber

a dick that won't get hard

Me - Adam suffers from slumbering lumber even when he isn't drinking.
Jack - He should really see a doctor. They have pills for that now

by docwhoomph July 12, 2010

Slumbering Lumber

When you take a long nasty shit in your sleep.

I after I finished fucking this chick we went to bed, but then I woke up the next morning and discovered a slumbering lumber.

by Moseby July 12, 2010

Lumbering Lomax

A child older than 15 but not yet 30 that attaches themselves to there parents and friends like a leach. They will not work, walk around looking for ways to get video games and sit on their ass 24/7 doing nothing but eating, sleeping and playing the newest game they have coned there parents or friends for. This person is uncomfortable around anyone other video nerds or people just like themselves. They will also when in a verbal fight accuse the very people that help them of getting them what they want not what they need.

They usually will amount to nothing in life but a sponge or leach.

Brother: Do you know where Cody is?

Father: I don't know where that useless Lumbering Lomax is at!

Dude that bitch Cody is nothing but a Lumbering Lomax!

by Big Bad Bobinator December 11, 2012

Urban Lumbering

Urban lumbering is a concept developed by those who live in urban areas and own some form of wood burning aparatus in the home. My commonly a fireplace or wood stove. These inviduals would travel throughout the streets surrounding their homes collecting wood and other burnable items for their home heating needs. These individuals scoure the city looking for items in peoples trash that are burnable. These items are then used for heating the homes.

The mascot for the urban lumbering concept would be a guy with a pencil thin beard and wearing a flannel shirt.

Winter is coming, we are going urban lumbering to gather burnables for the winter months.

by johnnydaq January 1, 2012

lumbering

The Todd Bodine way of fucking.

"Can I lumber you?" "I was lumbering this girl hard last night"

by Todd Bodine May 21, 2014

lumbering

To jack off really hard. So hard, in fact, you will be cumming til the morning.

guy 1: was that you lumbering last night?

guy 2: yes. so fucking hard to my cousin!

guy 1: wtf

by a real NlGGA August 10, 2017