slumbering lumber 

a dick that won't get hard

Me - Adam suffers from slumbering lumber even when he isn't drinking.
Jack - He should really see a doctor. They have pills for that now

slumbering lumber by docwhoomph July 12, 2010

Slumbering Lumber 

When you take a long nasty shit in your sleep.

I after I finished fucking this chick we went to bed, but then I woke up the next morning and discovered a slumbering lumber.

Slumbering Lumber by Moseby July 12, 2010

Urban Lumbering 

Urban lumbering is a concept developed by those who live in urban areas and own some form of wood burning aparatus in the home. My commonly a fireplace or wood stove. These inviduals would travel throughout the streets surrounding their homes collecting wood and other burnable items for their home heating needs. These individuals scoure the city looking for items in peoples trash that are burnable. These items are then used for heating the homes.

The mascot for the urban lumbering concept would be a guy with a pencil thin beard and wearing a flannel shirt.

Winter is coming, we are going urban lumbering to gather burnables for the winter months.

Urban Lumbering by johnnydaq January 1, 2012

lumbering 

The Todd Bodine way of fucking.

"Can I lumber you?" "I was lumbering this girl hard last night"

lumbering by Todd Bodine May 21, 2014

lumbering 

To jack off really hard. So hard, in fact, you will be cumming til the morning.

guy 1: was that you lumbering last night?

guy 2: yes. so fucking hard to my cousin!

guy 1: wtf

lumbering by a real NlGGA August 10, 2017