Slowscion 

A famous tiktoker with a remarkably slow car. Its believed that his scion tc makes under 50 hp.

A: "is that a scion tc?"
B: "yeah, i saw a similar car on slowscion's tiktok. Did you know they top out at 25mph?"

Slowscion by 99CeliGT May 26, 2023

slowscion 

man with a massive cock, and by massive I mean just absolutely huge. a real third leg if you know what I mean

slowscion has a massive cock

slowscion by not slowscion April 24, 2022

slowsting 

slowly ghosting, strategically over a period of time

Sam: I just realized that we were talking less and less, and now I don't even hear from her anymore.

Pam: Honey, she been slowsting you the whole time. Ya got slowsted!

slowsting by platonymous December 8, 2019

slowtionship 

Taking things slow. REALLY slow.

Person X and Y are friends. In a month or two, they start going out. A month or two later, they starting holding hands. Slowtionship.

slowtionship by ss.puppyluv December 8, 2010

Slowcoiner 

A slowcoiner is a person who have not sell Bitcoins or other cryptovalute fast enough to make a profit when a landslide begun. Slowcoiners are (usually naive or greedy) people who missed an opportunity to sell on time because they believed BTC will reach US$ 100K or more, and they will make a fortune with no work.
Slowcoiner takes on their bitterness of an unfair world, life or bad luck to other people (i.e. nocoiner) who were warning them about volatility and weakness of cryptovalute baloon burst.
Slowcoiners are in illusion that have great computer skills or fantastic imagination; even when they see the price of Bitcoin or other cryptovalutes go down they see it as affirmation of its adoption spread. They consider all Bitcoin users to be an elite on a forefront of technology and economy, with only themselves as the ones who can see what is happening. This attitude comes from being steeped in the elitist priest cultures found at people who usually do not have high education and knowledge about market - or sometimes even among well-educated, but naive people. Anyone who is not part of their BTC-clique is treated with offense, by default.

The worst slowcoiners are people with no real personal achevements in academics and life whatsoever, usually shallow people who like self-promotion.

Slowcoiners believe that the world owes them everything they want because they are part of an elite; they are hysterical liars, brats, and (future) losers.

I am pretty sure Dean is a slowcoiner. Yesterday he posted a large Facebook comment about how Bitcoin going up is a start of an ongoing goldrush, and this is an opportunity to buy more to catch a wave. He's always talking Bitcoin up; if he had been buy Bitcoin when it was low, he would never tamper others to buy.

I am pretty sure Dean is a slowcoiner. Yesterday he posted a large Facebook comment about how Bitcoin going down is a merely start of a new goldrush, and that this crash is just a correction and opportunity to buy more to catch a next wave. He's always talking Bitcoin up; if he had been sell Bitcoin with profit, he would never tamper others to buy.

Slowcoiner by Mark$ December 18, 2017