Slow-Cooked Stupid Share definition Flag A poorly made decision with slight short term advantage and increasingly worse downstream consequences. Her decision to skip college and use the money to buy a Camero was slow-cooked stupid. Slow-Cooked Stupid by Al Ham November 21, 2011 0 0 Get merch Get the Slow-Cooked Stupid mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch