Slow Cocking

A male friend slowly and sternly pretending to jerk off a very long big cock infront of someone in a lunch room.

Simone was slow cocking infront of her friends over lunch

Slow Cocking by Kaitiedid September 24, 2022

Slow cooking 

Misleading a person who is a bit slow and making them they think they are going on a date when they are not. Usually done as a way to mock and shame the victim publicly.

Dude are you going to date that weird girl?

Nah man, I'm just slow cooking

Slow cooking by Trentty June 30, 2019

Slow cooking 

When your make your masturbation session last a few hours by lighting candles and putting on a softcore video to make it last. Occasionally one may start a roast in a crockpot to enjoy after the session.

"I've got a few hours before my parents are home. Might as well start slow cooking"

Slow cooking by qeoj bjb July 1, 2016

slow cooking 

Term used to setting a person up or luring someone in. Best used to describe a hoe setting up another victim.

You deceitful ass hoe. You played me and now you slow cooking another sucker for the count.

slow cooking by Black Riz September 26, 2008

Slow Cooking 

Sitting in a hotboxed room until you are thoroughly gassed

Smoking gets me too high, so i'm fine with slow cooking until i'm good.

Slow Cooking by roscy September 4, 2019

snowcocking 

When the victim of parking-spot theft builds a large penis out of snow (aka snow penis) behind the culprit's car, effectively snowing in the thief's car . . . with a healthy dose of embarrassment.

If you want to take a homework break, we're snowcocking that obnoxious spot-stealer's VW around midnight.

snowcocking by snowcockingtonight March 21, 2011