Shotaro is absolutely the CUTEST little boy I've ever seen. He's a new member of nct and he's so talented and does everything in tiny! He dances AMAZING and he resembles a baby otter. He's so adorable i can't take it :(

Shotaro ATE THAT CHOREOGRAPHY UP and left NO CRUMBS!!

Shotaro by cosmicburritoe October 13, 2020

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sloganeer

Someone who can't talk straight.
They just spout slogans.

I am so sick of the Australian Prime Minister
He can't even answer a simple question without laying the shit on thick.
That dickhead is such a sloganeer.

sloganeer by 29gts11 January 24, 2020

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Sloath

You loath them. They want you. But who ends up dead? You.

You know the rape sloth meme? Well that is what a sloath is, only 69 times scarier. They kill you in your sleep. They kill you in your sleep. They have a thirst for blood. They can also travel at speeds of 69 mph. There is no running- they are faster. There is no hiding- they will find you. Just pray that they will be merciful and end your life quickly.

Jenna woke up when she heard a thud. She rubbed her eyes and looked at her door, now wide open. She saw a shape slowly approaching her, its murderous red eyes gleaming in the darkness. She saw the sloath slinking towards her and just had time to scream...... before everything went dark.

No one has ever heard from Jenna again.

Sloath by sex-&-slytherin February 11, 2014

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