Sloppy-joe

A fucking ugly dick.

Last night a dude asked me to suck his dick, but I told him no because he's got a sloppy-joe.

by Twitch1 January 21, 2012

sloppy joes

Having the runs unexpectedly. Being in danger of sharting oneself.

Bill: How was the caf?
Shaun: I had the sloppy joes.
Bill: I didn't see that on the menu.
Shaun: They weren't on the menu....

by A.G.T. April 9, 2011

sloppy joe

A sandwich made with hamburger meat and tomato sauce, eaten on a burger bun, you bunch of sickos.

by Hugh Johnson March 31, 2003

sloppy joe

a slang term, used for a mixture of a blowjob and handjob, also known as a spitty handjob.

Cailin gave Jake a sloppy joe for his birthday.

by Sloppy Jake March 15, 2011

Sloppie Joe

Get your dick sucked by a toothless prostitute.

Yulanda gives Sloppie Joe's for 5 cents.

by Aaron,Dave,Maz December 3, 2003

Sloppy Joe

When a guy pounds his girl extremely hard and makes her pussy bleed like hell!

Chad gave Kiersten a Sloppy Joe last night and had to take her to the emergency room for stitches!

by SlopNChop October 19, 2016

sloppy joe

A delicious sandwich with beef in a flavored tomato sauce on a bun.

Best when eaten with Ruffles potato chips.

"Damn I'm hungry."
"I'll make some sloppy joes."
"Sweet."

by PeaTearGriffin December 28, 2005