Sloppy-joe 

A fucking ugly dick.

Last night a dude asked me to suck his dick, but I told him no because he's got a sloppy-joe.

Sloppy-joe by Twitch1 January 21, 2012

sloppy-joe 

noun A grotesque (& awesome!) sexual act when after taking a dump on a womans back, the man proceeds to have anal sex with her until reaching climax, blowing clumpy man-chowder all over the steaming pile of feces.

"Hey Erik hows' the misses?", asked Tom.
Erik replied, "Man last night me and Julio, be tag teamin' that blonky bitch and I decided to spice things up with the mad flava of sloppy-joe. Shit was sensational."

sloppy-joe by Evan604 September 28, 2008

sloppy joe

A sandwich made with hamburger meat and tomato sauce, eaten on a burger bun, you bunch of sickos.

sloppy joe by Hugh Johnson March 31, 2003

sloppy joe

a slang term, used for a mixture of a blowjob and handjob, also known as a spitty handjob.

Cailin gave Jake a sloppy joe for his birthday.

sloppy joe by Sloppy Jake March 15, 2011

Sloppy Joe

When a guy pounds his girl extremely hard and makes her pussy bleed like hell!

Chad gave Kiersten a Sloppy Joe last night and had to take her to the emergency room for stitches!

Sloppy Joe by SlopNChop October 19, 2016

sloppy joe

A delicious sandwich with beef in a flavored tomato sauce on a bun.

Best when eaten with Ruffles potato chips.

"Damn I'm hungry."
"I'll make some sloppy joes."
"Sweet."

sloppy joe by PeaTearGriffin December 28, 2005

Sloppy Joe

When your crippling orgasm has a little feces added to the mix.

I had a sloppy Joe last night.

Sloppy Joe by WillyOmNom December 4, 2018