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sloppy papi 

A sloppy looking Latino. A very rare sight, as Latinos are usually very neat and sexy in appearance. If you're lucky enough to see one, grab a snapshot and post to the Sloppy Papi page.
Are you loco ese?! You're not picking up any chika's tonight looking like Sloppy Papi, fool!
Daaamn, here comes Sloppy Papi looking like he just crawled out of a dumpster again.
Julio, I know you're not thinking you're going out with me tonight looking like some Sloppy Papi! go change pendejo!
sloppy papi by Big Papi Juan23 March 7, 2017
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Sloppy papi 

When a guy pounds someone in the ass so hard it starts to bleed and the mans cock turns red and when he cums it’s a mix of blood, shit, and cum.
Oh yes papi, fuck me and give me a sloppy papi
Sloppy papi by Uselessnamehere February 19, 2019

Sloppy Papi 

Grandpa hit that vodka super hard on Sunday, he was a total Sloppy Papi.
Sloppy Papi by joepope January 24, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012