Sloppy Shuffle Share definition Flag The act when a man is about to ejaculate when he shifts to the woman's face to drench her face in a sloppy solution. I didn't wear a condom, so I did the sloppy shuffle to avoid any mishaps. Sloppy Shuffle by room535 January 27, 2015 0 0 Get merch Get the Sloppy Shuffle mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch