Sloppy Lew 

A kid who is sloppy 95% of the time he is awake. Commonly saying phrases such as "I like that nickname" or "DOTTTTY", physically looks like stretch armstrong. Sloppy lew is a scary thing to think about, and something you should try to not think about. Song such as "im SLOPPY" "stumble young man stumble" or "im bringin sloppy back" were made in honor of this man who is sloppy beyond his years. If you know who sloppy lew is, odds are you probably love him.

Stumbling back from oceanview after Julianas, sloppy lew almost didnt make it home

Sloppy Lew by DOTTTTTY November 2, 2006

Sloppy Lewie

When you drink so much Cough Syrup and have to take a mean shit but it’s winter in Michigan but your friend won’t let you use their bathroom so you go in there backyard and explode diarrhea everywhere and wipe it with a ripped open McDonald’s cup and leaves

Friend one: it kinda smells like death?

Friend two: oh that’s my bad I had a Sloppy Lewie in the backyard!

Sloppy Lewie by WoodBluntJointPP November 2, 2021