Slophog

A slophog is a ugly fat woman who doesn't bathe that will put anything in her mouth.

That slophog wanted me to kiss her on the mouth after drinking old man cum from a trough.

by Taz the word man April 25, 2019

Slophole

A particularly wet, or sloppy, vagina. Frequently indicative of a vagina that has seen much ill use.

I am sure that woman of ill repute has quite a slophole.

by The Surly Fat Man December 18, 2005

slophound

Someone who has a foul or objectionable appearance or demeanor.

She's such a slophound; she'll have butt sex with anybody.

by SpermWaffle420 July 30, 2009

slaphog

Noun. 1. A constant, perpetual masturbator. Usually used to describe males, but can be used for a female.

Johnny masturbates 4 times a day. He's a slaphog.

by uron a. holman October 21, 2013

Vengeful Slophole

A well-trodden, sloppy and particularly menacing vagina.

I say, Dawn, I was expecting Sarah's clunge to be a tarty snapper but to my horror it turned out to be a vengeful slophole. Lucky to have made it out in one piece.

by Vote for Raoul March 23, 2019

slophouse

a female whos excessive drinking results in absolutely no control over her body or gentleman she will engage in sexual relations with at any given time

sara is a gigantic slophouse

by Christopher Mathison March 1, 2005

Slophole

a vagina, preferabble one that is wet

I want to slip my wee willy in your slophole.

by sLOpmAStEr GeE! November 9, 2005