Uber Sloop

A finely crafted sail boat with the properties of AWESOME.

Unlike its more boring predecessor, the simple Sloop, the Uber Sloop is designed for total Awesome.

It's uses are:

Sailing in Uber water, where normal Sloops dare not sail.

Maintains awesome at all times.

Inspires awesome.

Can be used to fire Awesome Lazer.

All who board are considered Awesome for the remnants of all time.
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Only the Best receive a Uber Sloop, acquired only through God.

Or selling your soul to satan (purposely spelled without a capital S), which i don't recommend.

It's that Good.

I among few, have received a Uber Sloop.

God has bestowed upon thee, THY UBER SLOOP.

by Ages July 14, 2008

Poof Sloop

Any boat piloted by a homosexual. Particularly when they meet in large groups of boats for the annual "Fagatta."

There goes another poof sloop. Hope they have a gay old time!

by wifflebird April 23, 2008

sloop eye

when one eye is significantly smaller than the other, typically induced from drinking and/or smoking

Woah, Billy, your sloop eye is so evident in these pictures from last night! You must have been really fucked up!

by Jamal the Sloop April 19, 2011

Sloop

Sloop n. /slû-p/ someone who is prone to letting things slip

God Katy is such a sloop, she really can’t keep a secret!

by ikeforpresident April 29, 2018

Sloop

Mimicking the sound and act of going down on a girl

“Bekah slooped me so hard last night that my legs shook”
“I’d let her sloop me any day”

by WoopSloopQueen January 2, 2018

Sloop

A response to an obvious yes answer.

“Did you just eat the last cookie?”

“Sloop!”

by Thrush December 28, 2021

Sloop

A loose anus. Comes from the sound “sloop!”that a loose anus makes during sex. Compare to-“Pucker”.
From Old English Shlloop meaning a silly donkey with a loose butthole.

“Tom had been to prison so he had a real sloop.”

by Nerdboy1982! July 29, 2019