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Slippy dick

A slippy dick happens when a man has no intentions of having any intimate relations with a woman/man but ends up doing so. Mainly because the other person is not attractive enough to have sex with, but he just can't resist.
"So what happened after you left the party with that girl?"
"I got a slippy dick, you know how it is..."
"You really need to learn how to contain yourself, man."
by Sirbro March 21, 2019
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Slippy Dick

When a man goes out / leaves a party with a person he does not find attractive, due to unspecified reasons, but ends up sleeping with anyway.

A man who can't control his sexual urges once the opportunity presents itself.
Person 1: Hey, what happened after you left the party?
Person 2: I ended up going with that girl to her place and we had some intimate times.
Person 1: I thought you weren't into her.
Person 2: I got a slippy dick man, I can't control it.
by Sirbro April 8, 2019
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Sloppy Dick

when a guy is so drunk his fucking performance is sloppy, and he can't perform. Even worse - he doesn't realize it!
girl - 'fuck me babe, fuck me!'
guy - 'Come on babe; it's a marathon, not a race'
girl - that guy last night had such a such a sloppy dick
by fcgilf September 22, 2008
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slappy dick

The action of taking your hard dick and slapping it each side of the face, head or neck of a bitch.
When I was just about to cum, I gave her a slappy dick and came in her ear.
by JF Laplante June 7, 2004
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Slimpy Dick

Slim•py dick;

Def: (Noun) A male who has such immense feelings of love for the opposite sex which makes his penis unable to perform in an intimate way.
i.e; Yooo Jose is such a slimpy dick for that Canadian chick
by anonymous September 18, 2021
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Sloppy Dick

A man whore. A hoe; someone who has had sex with multiple women yet is bad at it
"He told me he was good cuz he fucked like 10 other girls; he had a sloppy dick though."
by NateHayer August 1, 2025
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slippy pickle dickle

It's when you stick your dick in a pickle jar and pickle it for one day and then stick it inside of your women.
Baby come here and bounce on my slippy pickle dickle
by reclaimedpussy March 20, 2022
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