Slippery Whistle

When a male and female are getting intimate and the girl is giving the guy a hippity handjob. Then the female, without the male's knowlege, hops on top for a slippery suprise, often making a slide whistle noise.

Hey guys, that bitch just gave me a Slippery Whistle!

I was shocked when that girl gave me a Slippery Whistle in bed!

Slippery Whistle by l69lSlipperyWhenWet November 6, 2010

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Slippery Whistle

When a girl is performing felatio, the guy pushes too hard on the back of the girl's head and she slides up the shaft gagging and blowing out like a slide whistle. This is usually combined with a bit of vomit and/or saliva, making the shaft slippery.

I got pissed that this chick wouldnt deep throat, so I slippery whistled her, and now I got puke all over my boxers.

Slippery Whistle by Big Unca Mike September 19, 2007

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Slippery whistler

When a woman is in prime orgasm and the pussy farts so knarly that she can play the harmonica with this musical whistle

Dude last night I was having sexual relations with your sister, she started screaming and bam! Out came a slippery whistler. It was like music to my ears.

Slippery whistler by Whitelavenderr June 29, 2016

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Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.

Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.

Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on July 29, 2026

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chud run

A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.

"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"

chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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