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slick dick son of a bitch 

The guy that comes up to your girl at a party and whisks her away with his greasy talk and slick mannerisms.
That slick dick son of a bitch took her home last night, and fucked her culo! Lock and load boys, let's go settle this.

stick a dick in it 

"Stick a dick in it, mofo."
stick a dick in it by Suzi January 7, 2004

stick a dick in his butt and call it Christmas 

To pass off bad news as good news. Usually it applies to when this act is incredibly obvious and poorly executed. When this is done, it is usually even more offensive than simply telling someone the bad news.
The doctor said that Joe was lucky to be paralyzed, since he'd no longer have to worry about getting into skateboarding accidents. All he did was stick a dick in his butt and call it Christmas.

stick a dick in my ear 

When someone says something stupid and you’d rather have a dick in your ear than hear the stupid shit they have to say.
Eren: “Man I hate life…shits so stupid.”
Terence: “Aye bro shut the fuck up and stick a duck in my ear”
Eren: “What?”
Terence: “ You're saying some dumb shit I’d rather have you stick a dick in my ear rather than hear your bullshit.”

National Stick a dick in it day 

May 26: National Stick a dick in it day

A word used to tell ur haters to shut the fuck up or literally stick a dick deep in there

sick a dick 

When someone does a douchebag thing and thinks they can get away with it
That guy is such a sick a dick for doing that
sick a dick by Jeremiah566 March 2, 2015