Sleeze Job

Hooking up with the biggest skank at the party, but only requesting that she gives you a hand job even though she's down to fuck & suck (because she's a skank), just because you want to make it seem like the skanky girl is still under-aged and that you're not too much of a piece of shit.

Did you hear what Brian did at that party? "No, what'd he do?" He totally sleeze jobbed on that random ass hood rat. "Ugghh really, I thought she was still in high school?" I think that's why he sleeze jobbed her.

by Speedy Beans May 5, 2011

sneeze job

When you sneeze into someone's balls.

Achoo! Oh no...I just gave you a sneeze job

by tacotacogggg August 23, 2016

sleeve job

The act of sticking one's whole arm up a womens vagina

Man I just gave that bitch a sleeve job

by Michael March 8, 2003

Sneeze Job

A "Sneeze Job" is when a woman is sucking your dick, and she has to sneeze. As she sneezes, she creates a seal with her hand around your dickhole and violently sneezes into your urethra, causing a rapid and violent expansion.

Yo bro, did you get that sneeze job last night?
- A what? -

You know, a sneezer. Shit makes you bust extra hard I literally blacked out it was so good.

by 47outof46chromes October 24, 2024

sleevejob

Similar to a handjob, a sleevejob is when you rub someone's genitals with some kind of cloth or fabric between your hand and their privates, like doing it with long sleeves, hence, a sleevejob. Because of the friction from the cloth, the resulting orgasm can be very intense.

"How'd you get in here?"
"Oh, I have my ways."
"Yeah, I'll bet you gave the guard a sleevejob!"
The Firesign Theatre, "Don't Crush That Dwarf, Hand Me The Pliers"

by Alex Stockwell September 1, 2006

Sneezejob

The act of sneezing when someone is balls deep inside of you. Also referred to as a sneezy

That girl was amazing, her sneezejob blew me away

by HotCosby05 July 2, 2022