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Sleeze Job 

Hooking up with the biggest skank at the party, but only requesting that she gives you a hand job even though she's down to fuck & suck (because she's a skank), just because you want to make it seem like the skanky girl is still under-aged and that you're not too much of a piece of shit.
Did you hear what Brian did at that party? "No, what'd he do?" He totally sleeze jobbed on that random ass hood rat. "Ugghh really, I thought she was still in high school?" I think that's why he sleeze jobbed her.
Sleeze Job by Speedy Beans May 5, 2011
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sneeze job 

When you sneeze into someone's balls.
Achoo! Oh no...I just gave you a sneeze job
sneeze job by tacotacogggg August 23, 2016

sleeve job 

The act of sticking one's whole arm up a womens vagina
Man I just gave that bitch a sleeve job
sleeve job by Michael March 8, 2003

Sneeze Job 

A "Sneeze Job" is when a woman is sucking your dick, and she has to sneeze. As she sneezes, she creates a seal with her hand around your dickhole and violently sneezes into your urethra, causing a rapid and violent expansion.
Yo bro, did you get that sneeze job last night?
- A what? -

You know, a sneezer. Shit makes you bust extra hard I literally blacked out it was so good.
Sneeze Job by 47outof46chromes October 24, 2024

sleevejob 

Similar to a handjob, a sleevejob is when you rub someone's genitals with some kind of cloth or fabric between your hand and their privates, like doing it with long sleeves, hence, a sleevejob. Because of the friction from the cloth, the resulting orgasm can be very intense.
"How'd you get in here?"
"Oh, I have my ways."
"Yeah, I'll bet you gave the guard a sleevejob!"
The Firesign Theatre, "Don't Crush That Dwarf, Hand Me The Pliers"
sleevejob by Alex Stockwell September 1, 2006

Sneezejob 

The act of sneezing when someone is balls deep inside of you. Also referred to as a sneezy
That girl was amazing, her sneezejob blew me away
Sneezejob by HotCosby05 July 2, 2022

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
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