Scenario 1:
Guy with Seeping lard syndrome: “bussin burger
cheese burger burger cheese cheebuggabuggachee bussin bussin bussin!!!
Innocent bystander #1: “OMG is he alright????”
Innocent bystander #2: “Yeah don’t worry he just fat asf and has Seeping lard syndrome”
Scenario 2:
“Hello my name is (REDACTED), and I have Seeping lard syndrome. I am 20 years old, 427lbs and 4’9, and today I will be doing the SLS ice bucket challenge”