sleed

to make out/hook up with someone. Often brings about a connotation of a slut to whomever is using the verb.

Dude, I'm gunna sleed with so many chicks tonight. It's gunna be absolutely redick.

sleed by sleedmaster May 2, 2011

sleed

to sleep and bleed at the same time, most likely attributed to being cut while asleep

symptoms of sleeding include reddening of sheets, drowsiness unrelated to being asleep, and eventual death if untreated

Oh man, I was having such a good rest until I got stabbed in the neck; I started to sleed all over the place.

sleed by ScottFinnerty October 19, 2009

Sleed

Sleep but better.

"Yo bro I fell asleed last night it was amazing!"
"Dude how do you even sleed?"

Sleed by uraverageguy78 February 1, 2021

Sleed

1. A framing member, or kind of bracing, consisting of two pieces of dimensional lumber attached lengthwise but perpendicular, creating a very strong and rigid unit that can be used as a stud, or strut, or for various other structural purposes.
2. An alternative name for a hogstrough or strongback.

Take those two 1 bys and nail them together to make a sleed so we can build some new jacks to brace the back of the set.

Sleed by Pseudophor August 16, 2024

Insane Seed Posse 

an urban myth, or an urban legends, the Insane Seed Posse is said to be a notorious crew of seasoned cannabis " cash croppers ". Who specialize in cropping unique cannabis strains, strictly from seed. Rumored to be made up of former members of the Cannabis Cowboy's (smugglers), Chicago's Underground Express (a high dollar cannabis delivery service), a former high ranking member of the Original Warlocks (a southern biker gang) and several former members of California's " Moss Landing " Crew (smugglers), with possible Mob connections. Areas of operation, rumored to be from New Orleans, to Dallas, to Chicago and as far east as Atlanta. Known convictions: none, as no one will bear witness against them.

Insane Seed Posse

Insane Seed Posse by truecrime411 April 16, 2013

Rotten Sled 

One time when I was a much younger gosling in my 20s, I had a mishap with a tampon. It was a light flow tampon, so it was one of the small ones. I had put it in and apparently I was over my cycle so I had completely forgotten about it. About a week later, my boyfriend and I were having sex and a terrible rotten smell was emanating from my vag. It literally smells like something and crawled up there and died. I was super embarrassed, but I knew I had to get to the bottom of it .

Later that night in the shower, I decided to fish around in there to see if I could find anything and lo and behold, I found a string. When I pulled it out… VOILA! ROTTEN SLED! I gaged so hard on the putrid cotton, it literally looked like a piece of rotting flesh, but the bottom was still a little bit white... like a sled covered in snow

Next time someone makes me angry, I'm going to sneak a rotten sled into their salad.

Rotten Sled by Can You Don't? Podcast January 31, 2023

behind the seeds 

Being high in disney world
Origin: myth that pot is grown in the disney greenhouses which can be seen during the "Behind the Seeds Tour"

Lauren was behind the seeds at Cinderella's castle.

behind the seeds by USA2013 November 30, 2013