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Sideboarding 

When a snowboarder goes down a slope in the braking position, effectively the side of the board. A very slow way to go down advanced slops, commonly looked down upon by advanced boarders.

Sideboarding is a technique commonly used by snowboarders not experienced enough to ride down blue and black slopes properly.

Sideboarding has been known to wreck moguls and create unwanted banks of snow for more experienced boarders.
Guy 1: Look at all those idiots braking all the way down the black diamond.

Guy 2: They're sideboarding. It either means the snow on the hill sucks or they're just idiots who aren't ready for this kind of hill.

Guy 1: I'm gonna hafta go with the latter.
Sideboarding by Snawa March 1, 2010

sexboarding

When a girl is on top of a 69 squirts on the guys face under her.
"How did your date end with Sarah?"
"Dude. Careful she is into sexboarding."
"I know, last week she sexboarded me."
sexboarding by Tom Graper August 27, 2017

slutboarding 

The process of attempting to convince two (possibly non-sober) girls to make out and/or get it on.
I was slutboarding with Girl #1 and Girl #2 last night and got them to make out hardcore. Aaalllriiiggghhht.

Slurboarding 

Slurboarding is what happens when you drunken type on any kind of keyboard, full size or touch screen. It's the equivalent of slurring your speech when drunk.
Meaning "where are you?"
Slurboarding "where are too!"
Slurboarding by Scooter37 May 25, 2013

extreme sexboarding 

Sex takes place (male or female), but instead of regular sex, both participants ride on snowboards down a hill or trail while doing it, preferably at high extreme speeds. Additional partners may be involved as well.
"Dude, did you see that threesome extreme sexboarding down the trail last night?"
"Yeah man, that guys jizz was left in the snow and I fell right on it."
"Did it taste good?"
extreme sexboarding by ImmaAsian October 15, 2014
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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