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Sledboarding

The preferred, cheap, and redneck way of snowboarding in Kansas, in which one rides down a snow covered slope while standing on a dollar store sled. Substituting a dollar store snow sled for a snowboard.
He almost ate shit while sledboarding down the snow covered drainage ditch.
by Rolo59 February 22, 2013
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Sideboarding

When a snowboarder goes down a slope in the braking position, effectively the side of the board. A very slow way to go down advanced slops, commonly looked down upon by advanced boarders.

Sideboarding is a technique commonly used by snowboarders not experienced enough to ride down blue and black slopes properly.

Sideboarding has been known to wreck moguls and create unwanted banks of snow for more experienced boarders.
Guy 1: Look at all those idiots braking all the way down the black diamond.

Guy 2: They're sideboarding. It either means the snow on the hill sucks or they're just idiots who aren't ready for this kind of hill.

Guy 1: I'm gonna hafta go with the latter.
by Snawa March 1, 2010
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sexboarding

When a girl is on top of a 69 squirts on the guys face under her.
"How did your date end with Sarah?"
"Dude. Careful she is into sexboarding."
"I know, last week she sexboarded me."
by Tom Graper August 27, 2017
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slutboarding

The process of attempting to convince two (possibly non-sober) girls to make out and/or get it on.
I was slutboarding with Girl #1 and Girl #2 last night and got them to make out hardcore. Aaalllriiiggghhht.
by the_real_Africa June 5, 2010
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Slurboarding

Slurboarding is what happens when you drunken type on any kind of keyboard, full size or touch screen. It's the equivalent of slurring your speech when drunk.
Meaning "where are you?"
Slurboarding "where are too!"
by Scooter37 May 25, 2013
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extreme sexboarding

Sex takes place (male or female), but instead of regular sex, both participants ride on snowboards down a hill or trail while doing it, preferably at high extreme speeds. Additional partners may be involved as well.
"Dude, did you see that threesome extreme sexboarding down the trail last night?"
"Yeah man, that guys jizz was left in the snow and I fell right on it."
"Did it taste good?"
by ImmaAsian October 15, 2014
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