Slaptits

A term of inderment for a less intelligent friend/spouse, usaully when they do something dumb right in front of you.

Jim spills his water all over the table at the dinner
Jane: "real nice move, slaptits."

by padre80 July 19, 2010

Slaptism

A Slaptism is when you get Jewish'd by a Shalomander

Yo you're about to get Jewish'd by that Shalomander

OH NO NOT THE SLAPTISM

by Shalomander1234 April 13, 2020