Slappy Salmon

When someone is in front of you and without warning you get your hand between there thighs and slap there thighs back and forth saying "Slappy Salmon"

I was behind my friend walking up a flight of stairs and it was a perfect opportunity to give him a slappy salmon. I gave him a slappy salmon and he turned around and yelled "knock it off" he was pissed.

by Madmonk210 October 22, 2020

Sloppy Salmon

An upward motion of the hand in between the legs of an unsuspecting party. The motion begins at the knees and moves upward 3-6 inches, as to not touch the party's genitalia - but so as to solicit a shock or surprise. The upward hand motion also includes, a side to side flapping as to emulate the motion of a salmon's tail in the water.

Brenda sloppy salmoned Mike to humiliate him and emasculate him at the party.

by El ChaCha January 17, 2012

Sloppy salmon

A sloppy salmon is where a man fucks a woman with a fish and then slaps that pussy with the dead fish

I’m gunna sloppy salmon you tonight

by Dequavis Jones March 16, 2019

Salmon slappa

Two lesbian having sex on decking fresh out of water ( preferably salt water) sissoring and slapping their salons together therefore making them salmon slappers this can also be used for for single lesbians since they want to be a salmon slapper xoxo

Have you heard V and M have been slapping their salmons together they are salmon slappas

by We Hye salmon slappas May 3, 2024