Slappy Man

A large inflatable tube with arms to mimic a humanoid shape, usually made with brightly-colored synthetic fabric and cartoon facial features. It is generally used as an advertising gimmick outside of storefronts due to the attention it draws with its wavy motions caused by moving air.

We saw a 20 foot orange Slappy Man outside the mattress store advertising a clearance sale.

Slappy Man by CritMagnet February 8, 2024

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Sloppy Man Vagina

When a man inserts himself into a girl, but his penis retracts into his stomach and then he bleeds every where.

Sean: "We lost Tim last night. What happened?"

Jim: "I heard he got a Sloppy Man Vagina."

Sean: "OH MY GOD!"

Sloppy Man Vagina by FAPFAPFAPFAP March 30, 2009

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Sloppy Jaloppy Big Man on Toppy

The group of significant figures that are praised on sloppy joe Tuesday

Ben: Hey wanna go pray to the sloppy jaloppy big man on toppy
Joe: Bet

Sloppy Jaloppy Big Man on Toppy by Cleft lardson January 22, 2021

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Sloppy Mandarin

When she peels a mardarin orange while he hits it from the back, climax is achieved onto a slice that is then enjoyed by both parties. Add peel shavings for a fancy touch.

"Where did all of the fruit go?"
"Oh, Andrew gave Becky a Sloppy Mandarin last night."

Sloppy Mandarin by DoggerDan March 12, 2021

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Sloppy mandy

When a man sits on his knees with a snorkelling mask on whilst a woman with diarrhea explodes all over his face

I feed her some spicy curry to get her ready to give me a sloppy mandy

Sloppy mandy by Hectorthemaster May 9, 2025

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slappydangle

A slacker with a penis that is long enough to dangle.

Andy sure is a slappydangle.

slappydangle by slappydangle February 6, 2010

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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