Slappy Man

A large inflatable tube with arms to mimic a humanoid shape, usually made with brightly-colored synthetic fabric and cartoon facial features. It is generally used as an advertising gimmick outside of storefronts due to the attention it draws with its wavy motions caused by moving air.

We saw a 20 foot orange Slappy Man outside the mattress store advertising a clearance sale.

by CritMagnet February 8, 2024

Sloppy Man Vagina

When a man inserts himself into a girl, but his penis retracts into his stomach and then he bleeds every where.

Sean: "We lost Tim last night. What happened?"

Jim: "I heard he got a Sloppy Man Vagina."

Sean: "OH MY GOD!"

by FAPFAPFAPFAP March 30, 2009

Sloppy Jaloppy Big Man on Toppy

The group of significant figures that are praised on sloppy joe Tuesday

Ben: Hey wanna go pray to the sloppy jaloppy big man on toppy
Joe: Bet

by Cleft lardson January 22, 2021

Sloppy Mandarin

When she peels a mardarin orange while he hits it from the back, climax is achieved onto a slice that is then enjoyed by both parties. Add peel shavings for a fancy touch.

"Where did all of the fruit go?"
"Oh, Andrew gave Becky a Sloppy Mandarin last night."

by DoggerDan March 12, 2021

Sloppy mandy

When a man sits on his knees with a snorkelling mask on whilst a woman with diarrhea explodes all over his face

I feed her some spicy curry to get her ready to give me a sloppy mandy

by Hectorthemaster May 9, 2025

slappydangle

A slacker with a penis that is long enough to dangle.

Andy sure is a slappydangle.

by slappydangle February 6, 2010