Slap the ham 

Masturbate

Similar to Beat your meat

I'm going to go slap the ham

Slap the ham by Catsh!t June 23, 2019

Slap the Ham 

Telling like it is.
It's slapping the ham on the table, and then you know.

Jamie thought his soup was lovely, but Nigel had to slap the ham about its quality. Jamie was hurt but admired his honesty.

Slap the Ham by hamslapper March 3, 2015

Slap The Ham 

1. To masturbate nonstop for hours upon end.

2. To look at pornogrophy continually for hours while insert a male's finger into his own anus over and over, until it bleeds.

Danny likes to slap the ham.

Did you hear that Will slapped the ham yesterday?

Slap The Ham by Fingeringbutts June 1, 2006

slap the ham 

something that is amazing; wonderful

Omg! Slap the ham! ✋🏻🥩

slap the ham by starlights7421 May 22, 2021