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Slap the ham

by Catsh!t June 23, 2019
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Slap the Ham

Telling like it is.
It's slapping the ham on the table, and then you know.
Jamie thought his soup was lovely, but Nigel had to slap the ham about its quality. Jamie was hurt but admired his honesty.
by hamslapper March 3, 2015
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Slap The Ham

1. To masturbate nonstop for hours upon end.

2. To look at pornogrophy continually for hours while insert a male's finger into his own anus over and over, until it bleeds.
Danny likes to slap the ham.

Did you hear that Will slapped the ham yesterday?
by Fingeringbutts June 1, 2006
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Omg! Slap the ham! ✋🏻🥩
by starlights7421 May 22, 2021
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