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Skypesterbation 

When two parties are Skyping and one or both perform self-satisfying sexual acts upon themselves for the pleasure of the other.
My girlfriend and I partake of skypesterbation when she is away on business trips.
Skypesterbation by Jchrizzle July 9, 2010

Sketters 

Last night, I ate a bowl of sketters.
Sketters by mason Huse November 12, 2009

skettering 

If you've ever been out on a thursday, friday or saturday night in the wonderful town of kettering (uk) then you know that it is full of the skettiest girls around in their non-existent dresses and high heels.
Mate I'm goin' skettering to get me some guaranteed clunge
skettering by zaakie March 3, 2011
Anothe rword for a Gyppo, pikey, ned, scratter, Tink or scruff.

Refers to the typical resident of Pensnett in the West Midlands. Land of youths who wear burburry, spit through their teeth and wear maximum sovereign rings.

The girls wear the same but ass a few gold necklaces with clowns on them.
Some snetter nicked me wheeltrims last night
snetter by Spleenchosp February 4, 2004

synester gates 

The legend, who is a guitarist from Avenged Sevenfold (A7X)
no one can play the guitar like synester gates!!
synester gates by A7X rules July 3, 2006

Skylette 

A small bird taking it’s first flight. Also an uncommonly know name for girls. Girls with this name are often whimsical, kind hearted, and protective. They will be a constant shining ray of light in your life.
“Look up, can you see the skylette spreading it’s wings from the nest?”

“You should see the way Skylette looks at you, she’s so sweet.”
Skylette by bluelinnet January 28, 2019
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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