SKYNETWORK

A half assed attempt at making machines communicate with one another for the purpose of getting work done; mixed with a brilliant scheme of seperating non computer people from hordes of their hard earned cash.

It is said if your machines barely run, and you have to call the IT guy at least once a week for some random problem, but run well enough that your company can make money to pay the IT guy that you are on a: (boom boom boom) "Skynetwork".

This fucking thing keeps crashing, why do we pay this guy?

(boom boom boom) "Skynetwork"

SKYNETWORK by Pissed Off Employees December 27, 2010

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Sky Network: Flight Simulator

The Best FiveM Flight Simulator. Sit Down all other servers, a new server is online and prepared to make waves in the community. With a strong experienced staff and Developer team, Sky Network is the best Free Flight Simulator in the world.

Sky Network is the best flight simulator.
That server, Sky Network, is such fun!
Sky Network: Flight Simulator is the best flight server.

Sky Network: Flight Simulator by ImSamu is Gay March 19, 2020

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Social Sketworking

Social sketworking can be abbreviated to "sketworking". Browsing a social networking site for promiscuous looking mutual friends or "skets"

Contact is then made with said "sket", using any mutual friends or common interests as leverage against her thighs.

"Sketworking" is not to be confused neither with "Hohunting" nor "Slagtagging", both which are completely separate activities.

Bro I'm bored. Ima do some social sketworking real quick.

Social Sketworking by callmefunny April 5, 2011

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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