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SKYNETWORK 

A half assed attempt at making machines communicate with one another for the purpose of getting work done; mixed with a brilliant scheme of seperating non computer people from hordes of their hard earned cash.

It is said if your machines barely run, and you have to call the IT guy at least once a week for some random problem, but run well enough that your company can make money to pay the IT guy that you are on a: (boom boom boom) "Skynetwork".
This fucking thing keeps crashing, why do we pay this guy?

(boom boom boom) "Skynetwork"
SKYNETWORK by Pissed Off Employees December 27, 2010
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Social Sketworking 

Social sketworking can be abbreviated to "sketworking". Browsing a social networking site for promiscuous looking mutual friends or "skets"

Contact is then made with said "sket", using any mutual friends or common interests as leverage against her thighs.

"Sketworking" is not to be confused neither with "Hohunting" nor "Slagtagging", both which are completely separate activities.
Bro I'm bored. Ima do some social sketworking real quick.
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