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The thing you say after you get beaten in a violent video game and are mad about it. Can also be used to ignore any further comments on a roast.

Phrase is mostly used by Boomers. As they dislike being roasted back
Bro, You suck ass SKWASH SKWASH
Skwash by Hammynl October 17, 2019
SKWASH MEANS SQUASH. OR TO GET CRUSHED. DESTROYED.

(FOUNDER MN BOY RAPPER GYPSY SKWASH)
I'M ABOUT TO SKWASH YOU IN HALO.
I'M ABOUT TO SKWASH YO BITCH.
Skwash by GYPSYSKWASH March 21, 2017
A young female who is in love with an older British man, and happens to resemble the shape of a butternut squash; whether it be in the face, or other parts of the body.
Hey Ben, that kitty girl from the PlayStation is a skwash.
Skwash by Josielikesmnms June 2, 2017
A word to describe the best thing ever. Skwash is often used when describing anything that is considered super kick-ass, wild awesome shit.
That lamborghini is skwash!
The bass in this song is skwash!
Have a skwash day!
skwash by woodchuckthecreator88 August 4, 2021

Swashington 

A sex position; a cross between the wheelbarrow and the swirlie
Brian: I can't believe you gave Sara a swashington.
Matt: I know. Can you believe she let me swash her?
Swashington by Tyranitar September 21, 2009

Glaswegian Swashbuckle 

The art of drawing an obscene amount of flem from your esophagus (or honking a loogie in colloquial terms), swashling it around your mouth like a fine Northern Portuguese drop of port then finally releasing said flem on an unsuspecting member of the public’s chest in true Glaswegian fashion.
Innocent bystander: Why Charles, i don’t know why I brought my pink Christian Dior Cannage stitched bag over my Louie Vuitton Canvas...

Person 2: Aye, why don’t you wear this instead ye posh cunt **spits a Glaswegian swashbuckle on her chest**

Innocent bystander: Oh the humanity.