Skrizzums 

Any verb, noun, adjective which involves something of incomparable proportion that usually consists of amounts of epic proportions.

Jagen: "Hey Louie how fffuckin hard are you going to go tonight?"

Louie: "Let's just say... I'm getting my skrizzums"
Jagen: "Oh well you're going that hard.. Let's just say my skrizzums are going to be cablizzum'd"

Skrizzums by skrizzacious bitch sauce October 6, 2012

SKIZZUMS 

Astoundment and wonder

They saw the view or Niagara Falls from their exclusive hotel and said...

"Skizzums! look at that for a veiw"

Can also be said with similar words e.g. "Skizzums der gur Skazzums dot Skuzzums!"

SKIZZUMS by Dale Dempsey September 19, 2003

Skazzums 

Excamation of surprise and wonder

Usually said in conjunction with other similar words:
"Skizzums dur gur Skazzums!"
or: Skizzums der gur Skazzums dot Skuzzums!"

Skazzums by Gerry Gapson September 19, 2003

skuzzums

A scuzzy skeezums. (A nasty load of semen)

Get the towell and get this nasty skuzzums off my face.

skuzzums by StinkyP May 11, 2015