The condition of
one'
s mental and moral faculties while in a state of extreme disorientation or disarray. Often the result of heavy substance use followed by a period of deep
sleep from which
one cannot be roused. "Skrampled Banonos" happens upon waking, and is exacerbated if waking in a strange location or bed (typically nude). This state of confusion and weak decision-making ability lasts anywhere from 1 or 2 minutes to an hour.
Tom: When that tramp finally woke up this morning, she fell off the bed,
hit her head, and started
crying because she didn't know who I was or why her g-string was tied up in her hair! She wandered outside wearing my t-shirt and then disappeared.
Eric: Sounds
like the bitch was Skrampled Banonos.