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skitarded 

A special form of retardation mainly appearing in a half man/ half dinosaur creature known as the Ski. Condition is also common among many individuals of Polish descent. Skitardation is known to cause massive stupidity, social retardation, inability to communicate in english or any language for that matter, snaggle teeth, severe twitching ( AKA "Skiezures), and long-term virginity often lasting well into the thirties.
Guy from chicago: What the hell is wrong with that polish dude?

Other Guy from Chicago: He's completely Skitarded, you cuntsicle!
skitarded by General VonDouchenbag February 8, 2010

skidward 

A nigga who shows mastery of the trumpet and love
Damn, that nigga a skidward!

Skyward Sword 

Latest installment to the Zelda franchise as of 2011, celebrating its 25th anniversary.

Link can use a toilet and sleep. Best game ever.
"Skyward Sword might be as good as Ocarina of Time."
Skyward Sword by graandmamamama December 31, 2011
A Siward is commonly known as a lanky long greasy haird fellow who often hangs out with people of the same type. These people wear baggy cloths that often display sculls and other vulger images. Biker gloves are also a common article of a typical Siward's wardrobe.
Why isnt Siward along with his clique today?
Siward by Dr. Periwinkle June 17, 2009

Skyward Sword 

The little piece of AWESOME that Nintendo are bringing out for Wii next year. Most people hate its graphics, but I think they're pretty cool. I can't wait... ^_^

The trailer has had lyrics added to it by Tobuscus. I suggest you look at it. :)
Zelda nerd 1: OMG!!! I can't wait for Skyward Sword!
Zelda nerd 2: I know, right! All weird peoples dont like the graphics.
Tobuscus: *sings the trailer*
Zelda nerds: ROTFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Skyward Sword by Zelda's_Child November 30, 2010

Skyward Swording 

Skyward Swording is when during sex you try to wiggle your penis around inside of the vagina/butt. The idea is taken from the game Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword, which is a good game, if you aren't using the hard to control wii remote.
Yo girl, let me go Skyward Swording inside your "Water Temple."