Siward

A Siward is commonly known as a lanky long greasy haird fellow who often hangs out with people of the same type. These people wear baggy cloths that often display sculls and other vulger images. Biker gloves are also a common article of a typical Siward's wardrobe.

Why isnt Siward along with his clique today?

by Dr. Periwinkle June 17, 2009

Johnny Seward

The bass player for Avenged Sevenfold A7x Stage name is Johnny Christ. Hair color changes from time to time, but right now it's blonde. Beautiful brown eyes. Has left side of nose and both ears pierced once. Usually caught sticking his tongue out in some way in a lot of his photos.

That Johnny Seward can really belt out a bass line.

by Neil Drakkar August 22, 2006

Jojo siwaring

A person who causes lots of damage to their hairline

Kimberly can't stop jojo siwaring

by CookieDoughMonster September 6, 2018

Simarded

A person who is perfect at their job but bad at at anything else.

Yo Bro Im feeling so Simarded right now

by IITopcat September 24, 2020

Carla Sowards

Sexy 80 year old grandmother with tight gluets and a large cliteral hood. she enjoys riding stiff falice and at times uses one's testicles as a trampoline. she is fond of hard cock in her colon and loves the feeling of David or Paul's semen in there. When aroused, carla will go senile and sing jingle bells in dog language and goes on to grope you which then leads into a sex marathon, which is quite the remenisent of hardcore porn. if you would like to see this piece of ass on tape, search senile on xnxx.com

Hey, carla! stop using your mudflaps to cook eggs for ruckus.

Oooooooh carla!

I get tazz, and ruckus. Halle and melanie. sue, and charles. CARLA, AND SENILE!

Carla sowards is always on my balls.

by DkP_Senile July 12, 2012

Nick Swardson

An amazing comedian. Plays Terry the rollerskating gay on Reno 911!, Hector the Stalker in Blades of Glory, and my personal fav...Jeff in Grandma's Boy! Also has made appearances in I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry, Benchwarmers, Zohan, etc.

Alex: Dude, your bed is a car...
Jeff: Yeah, but it's a f-cking sweet car.

Deputy Clementine: Terry you are an atention whore.
Terry: What does that mean



Me: Hey I can't wait to see Nick Swardson live!

by ShellBell12484 January 28, 2009

Sward

A small hill filled with grass growing on it.

I lay on the sward thinking about the 2020 election.

by FurryTrashDrolf October 6, 2017