as confused as a chameleon stuck inside a Skittles bag

A quote to be used when really confused. Just like a chameleon would be confused on what color to change into if it got stuck inside a Skittles bag, you are also confused as hell. You're a loser if you say something as simple as "I'm confused"

Sarah: 2 + 2 = 5

Alexis: I'm as confused as a chameleon stuck inside a Skittles bag

as confused as a chameleon stuck inside a Skittles bag by Spencerrrrrrrrr008 February 18, 2022

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bag of skittles

someone acting homosexual or fruity

"Go taste the rainbow you bag of skittles."

bag of skittles by 84boy October 10, 2004

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Bag of Skittles

A large group of homosexuals who are wearing multicolored clothes.

Hey dude, look at that bag of skittles!

Bag of Skittles by G1LB3RTandCUBBY July 12, 2011

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Bag of Skittles

Genetic make up, in reference to possible offspring. Traits such as hair color, body type, eye color, height, etc. The Bag of Skittles can also include bad things such as diseases (asthma, allergies, diabetes) and mental issues (psycho, anxiety, depression, being a freak in general). One must thoroughly examine the Bag of Skittles of the opposite sex before deciding to have offspring.

*Skittles are a popular chewy, bite size candy with a hard candy outter shell. They come in various flavors and colors and are very popular in the U.S.

She's hot and all, but have you checked out her Bag of Skittles yet? She might have some bad Skittles in there ....you know...she might be crazy.

My baby's daddy has no common sense, and my baby is just like her daddy and it drives me crazy! Girl, you should have checked out his Bag of Skittles before you had that baby!

Bag of Skittles by Dirtbunny July 24, 2008

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Bag of Skittles

Genetic make up, in reference to possible offspring. Traits such as hair color, body type, eye color, height, etc. The Bag of Skittles can also include bad things such as diseases (asthma, allergies, diabetes) and mental issues (psycho, anxiety, depression, being a freak in general). One must thoroughly examine the Bag of Skittles of the opposite sex before deciding to have offspring.

*Skittles are a popular chewy, bite size candy with a hard candy outter shell. They come in various flavors and colors and are very popular in the U.S.

She's hot and all, but have you checked out her Bag of Skittles yet? She might have some bad Skittles in there ....you know...she might be crazy.

My baby's daddy has no common sense, and my baby is just like her daddy and it drives me crazy! Girl, you should have checked out his Bag of Skittles before you had that baby!

Bag of Skittles by Dirtbunny April 9, 2006

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Bag of skittles

Most commonly associated with being A faggot

Hey did you see terry he had a rainbow 🌈 in his bio he is definitely a “bag of skittles”

Bag of skittles by Kahnboi November 6, 2023

briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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