Skittis 

Some guy you'll meet who will push all your buttons. If you ever see one, run, run far away. These are people that generally drive around drunk in their Toyota Hiluxes thinking they own the road when in reality they haven't left their driveway. If you make it into his heart you have achieved one massive goal, because once you do, the stars all line up and he becomes your worst enemy and best friend you will ever meet,

Dude did you hear about Skittis?
Yeah, he crashed his Hilux Legend 45 into his own house yesterday!

Skittis by Silly_daddy43 February 7, 2024

Skittis 

Skittis is the type of guy you'll meet who is extremely full of himself, he tends to use slurs even if he's white, and most likely owns a Toyota Hilux Legend 45. However, if you let him in, and close, he might just become your best skittis ever, but that is a big might. If you know a Skittis, preserve him, because he will most likely crash his Toyota Hilux Legend 45 into a ditch and somehow claim that it's the fault of the single mom with 3 kids who drove in the opposing lane in her 2014 Honda Civic who in reality didn't even do anything.

When's the last time you spoke to Skittis?
I dunno dude, though I saw his Hilux Legend 45 in a ditch the other day
That's expected as I saw a short tempered man argue with pole next to him, he kind of looked like Danny DeVito!

Skittis by Silly_daddy43 February 8, 2024

shittist 

A religion with the beliefs that all things were created from shit. And this thing called shit broke off into smaller pieces of shit to form galaxies and planets. Shit was created by the supreme turd Duda'h (The Mighty Doo Doo Turd)and its worshippers read from The Book of Duda'h about the awesome powers of the shit-turd. The Book of Duda'h teaches that The Mighty Doo Doo Turd communicated to chosen people through what is called a "Hawning" where The Mighty Doo Doo Turd births himself into living form in a host during defecation. Those people who do not believe in the powers of The Mighty Doo Doo Turd are anti-shittists.

The Shittist religion is the only true religion!!!!!!!!! All praise due to The Mighty Doo Doo Turd.

shittist by Mr. Dwayne June 15, 2008

shittish 

A derogatory term which refers to the policy of compulsory teaching of Swedish language to Finnish people.

More generally, any unwanted imposition of a foreign language or culture on a people.

In Finland, 95% of the population are native Finnish language speakers. It is considered one of the most linguistically homogenous countries in the world. Yet a small anti-Finnish elite imposes a policy which has been compared to South African apartheid in the 20th century.

Shittish refers not only to the compulsory teaching of Swedish, but also the requirements for proficiency in Swedish for many government jobs in Finland.

The policy is considered outdated but is kept in place by massive funding from Sweden and bribery of Finland's government officials. Over ten years of reputable public polling have shown that around 70% of Finns want an end to Shittish.

The policy is also called "åpårtheid", a word containing the Swedish "Å" character not used in the Finnish alphabet.

Finland is a Finnish country, not Shittish.

What is the government trying to do, make us Shittish?

Because of the Shittish policy, we are being forced to learn French to qualify for government jobs, even though we are Indian

shittish by Eva Ahl July 20, 2006

Skittin

1) Another word for a slut or a whore.

OR

2) A different way of saying cool or awesome.

1) Wow, that girl barely has any clothes on. What a skittin!

OR

2) Look! That juice is blue! That's pretty skittin.

Skittin by Sashlay March 19, 2011

anti-shittist 

One who does not accept the Mighty Doo Doo Turd (Duda'h) as his personal savior.

Anti-shittists try to redicule the shittist religion

anti-shittist by Mr. Dwayne June 15, 2008

skittish 

A term used to describe something that is moving in a quick jumpy fashion. Often the skittish object/person is acting without purpose and lacks premeditation.

The calico cat was sleeping on the floor then became very skittish when she randomly ran around the house chasing her own tail.

skittish by Crystal K December 14, 2007