Skipping Stones

When a deep individual has to keep their conversations shallow in order to relate or be understood by who they’re talking to.

“Why is Jerry talking about irrelevant things?”

“Oh, He’s just skipping stones because Mary is too shallow for a real conversation”

Skipping Stones by Steve Blends February 17, 2022

skipping stones

Going in two anal beads at a time instead of one

My girl likes to take me out and show how good she is at skipping stones

skipping stones by PiManTrips February 28, 2015

Stone Skipping

A series of progressively slower and quieter farts that sounds like a stone skipping across the water.

Tommy: Damn, what was that like five in a row?

Spencer: Hell yeah bro you know I be stone skipping

Stone Skipping by timyord June 6, 2020

SkippingStone 

To people new to the Ramshackle fandom, if you see “SkippingStone”, it’s just the ship name of Skipp and Stone from Ramshackle, a webcomic series and has a pilot on Youtube.

Person 1: SkippingStone is cute uwu
Person 2: I prefer Vinnie x Stone.
Person 1: FUCK YOU SON OF A BITCH!1!1! HOW DARE YOU NOT SHIP MY FAVORITE BL SHIP!!!! YOU SHITFUCK-

person 3: I see them as siblings ngl.

SkippingStone by TheSillyChaosChild May 25, 2024

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019