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Skeet N' Greet 

When you perform highly amusing sexual acts with a person which involve an ejaculatory emission, and then introduce yourself after the fact.
I met her at the bar, we were totally drunk, then we did a little skeet n' greet. She was all, "by the way, I'm Shauntelle!"
Skeet N' Greet by biggie.mollz January 29, 2009
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Skeet N' Greet 

Introducing yourself to the girl that just gave you a delightful handjob.
Jeff: Yo last night I did the Skeet N' Greet!

David: How?

Jeff: Well this girl started jerking me off before I could say a word to her. After I busted she said, "by the way, I'm Diana." So I introduced myself also.
Skeet N' Greet by jhandy03 October 26, 2011

Greet n Skeet

It is for when you greet someone and right after you intend to have sex with them after the greeting.
Damn she is real sexy...think its time for a Greet n skeet
Greet n Skeet by Zurrrriely November 9, 2010
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

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Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
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Failure Shower 

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Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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