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Skating Ghost 

A Skating Ghost is when an excessive amount of talc powder on your dick & balls and when you're about to cum, put the tip of your penis on the girl's face and move it gently across without touching it while cumming. "Woo woo" ghost sounds add to the effect and realism.

Imagine it starting on the forehead and going down to her cheek and chin. From her point of view it will look like a ghastly figure spraying his ectoplasm in a beautiful display of decadence and finesse.
(B): Hey baby, mind if I give you a skating ghost? I'm feeling a bit whimsical.
(G): OK, but be sure to use extra talc.
(B): I will be a specter upon your brow.
Skating Ghost by Gumpless January 31, 2014
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Ghost Skating 

Skateboarding while your high.

The activity of skateboarding post inhaling marijuana smoke.
John broke his ankle while he was ghost skating for some munchies.
Ghost Skating by tha kid ny August 15, 2012
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008