Skankjerky Share definition Flag A Skank that is "hard to chew" like jerky; A local STD infested Burnt Bag whore. : Mellissa is such skankjerky, she stole my clothes and now her herpes spores have secreted on and tainted my stolen panties with her filth juice. Skankjerky by Royalty187 May 10, 2011 Get the Skankjerky mug.