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Poon Skankies 

Guy 1: Oh shit my hoe is callin me.

Guy 2: Geez i wish i had a hot girlfriend like you. (Sigh)

Guy 1: See ya later ima go get me some poon skankies.

Dude: Dude i needa get me some poon skankies.

Guy: Check out that MILF in the corner.

Dude: DUUUUUUUUDE
Poon Skankies by poonskankies July 21, 2010

skanknesia 

When a skank pretends to forget that she was tossing salad, sucking dick and just being plain down nasty with a brother the night before.
I was tapping that ass last week now the bitch has skanknesia!
skanknesia by Lincoln King March 13, 2008
Skank Panties. Tacky, gaudy panties worn by skanks...or normal women who are wanting to spice up their love lives by being a bit risque.
David: What the hell are those?

Michelle: These are my new skanties. Got 'em at Victoria's of Hollywood. Do you like them? They're crotchless AND rear-less!

David: What color are they? That color's not found in nature, is it?

Michelle: It's a mixture of fuchsia, pink and orange. The sequins around the openings are blue, with mink fur accents. Motley Crue is in town, and fuchsia is Tommy Lee's favorite color. Do you think he'll like them? I doubt if I'll be wearing them long enough for him to notice, but it's the thought that counts, ya know?

David: You're so skanky, but I have to admit that I do love the skanties!
skanties by Greyborzoi May 20, 2010

spankies 

the tight panties worn under the cheerleading outfit.
Are you ready yet?
Wait a minute! I just have to get my spankies on!!
spankies by Daisy June 1, 2005
A nickname for fat slutty chicks. A cross between Skank, and cankles.
"Check out skankles over there, eating nachos with one hand and jacking a guy off with the other.
Skankles by lollerbuny August 16, 2007

Skankees 

Skankees - (1)The REAL name for the NY Yankees (2)A nickname for the gayest baseball team in the AL
Will likes the Skankees over the Red Sox.

Skankees by Nickolaii October 27, 2005