Guy 1: Oh shit my
hoe is callin me.
Guy 2: Geez i wish i had a hot
girlfriend like you. (Sigh)
Guy 1: See ya later ima go get me some
poon skankies.
Dude: Dude i needa get me some poon skankies.
Guy: Check out that
MILF in the corner.
Dude: DUUUUUUUUDE
