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Skítmix 

Skítmix (noun, slang)
Pronunciation: skeeht-mix
Origin: Icelandic (skítur = dirt/shit, mix = mix/fix)
Literal Meaning: "shit-mix" (skít = shit/dirt, mix = mix/fix)

Skítmix: An Icelandic term for a dirty fix—something that works but is done badly.

Definition:
A quick, dirty fix that works but is done badly, inefficiently, or without pride. You’re not ashamed of it, but you know it’s not the right way to do things. Sometimes, you just need to make things work—even if it's not pretty.
Tech/Coding:
"Our database query was too slow, so I pulled a skítmix by adding ORDER BY CreatedOn DESC LIMIT 1000. It works… for now."
"That function is a total skítmix, but hey, it runs without crashing!"

General Life Fixes:
"The chair leg broke, so I skítmixed it with duct tape and chewing gum."
"The car door wouldn't close, so I tied it shut with a rope. Classic skítmix."
"The pipes were leaking, so I skítmixed them with glue and plastic wrap. Don't ask how long it'll last."
Skítmix by eastern-icelander February 28, 2025
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Shitmixed 

When someone or something has a really spectacular crash resulting in them and whatever they were riding on being thrown around in a cement mixer'esque fashion.

Often with comical results
Man that bloke got absolutely shitmixed when he stacked his Windsurfer.

I was bricking along then i hit a rock and got absolutely shitmixed!
Shitmixed by Maverick6888 June 28, 2009
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Shitmixed 

(Commonly exclaimed in a French accent)

1. When one is fucked over in a card game

2.When one is drunk to the point of no return
Person 1: Oh no, it seems I have to draw 4
Person 2: HA, get shitmixed, bitch!
Shitmixed by MoobsSlowbin6969 January 17, 2021
A drink, comprising of a small amount of many different, often strong, alcoholic beverages, often mixed in a plastic water bottle. Alcohol is normally sourced from a parental drinks cabinet, and amount taken small enough so that it would not be noticed by said parents. Often for consumption at parties etc.
Eurgh, that shitmix is really disgusting. Gets you smashed though!
shitmix by james27379483 August 1, 2008

Shitmixed 

To get incoherently drunk, often for a celebration or after a big event of some sort. This way of drinking usually ends up with a blackout.
- "Hey mate, what are your plans after the final exam ?"
- "Oh, I'm getting shitmixed like there's no tomorrow."
Shitmixed by Canadian party man February 27, 2017
A mixture of “piss” “meth” and “poop”
This is the Shitmix @bstchld on TikTok
Shitmix by Wingman17 May 8, 2021

Shitmixing 

Shitmix or Shitmixing is a fetish for mixing you and your significant others shit together and then doing whatever with it (just generally having a good time with it).
"Hey, babe. Wanna try shitmixing?" Dan Shitmixing
"I wanna go home" - The Babe
"God I need to a girl/boyfriend to shitmix with." - Brandon Shitmixing
"There aint nothing on the planet better than shitmixing." - Dan Shitmixing
Shitmixing by Some Bloak March 7, 2022