Sjr

A man with a large penis, great at bed

I wish my boyfriend was SJR

by Boski1101 December 15, 2016

SJR

A person is described as being SJR after said person has been caught indulging in a session of necrophillic beastiality, esp. with fish

Charlie is SOOOO SJR, i caught him eating out a donkey!

by lordcheese April 12, 2004

SJR

A MIGHTY MIGHTY GREEN KNIGHT. Big dicks, bang chicks. Student before athlete.

Bergen boys are so boring, I wish I had a SJR boy to f*** me right!

by BuckFergen January 14, 2018

SJR

This term is used to describe someone who is like a SJW (social justice warrior), but doing it for all the wrong reasons. Mainly refers to terminally-online Twitter freaks that blindly defend someone who more than likely deserved to be called out and critized for their behavior for attention/brownie points. These same people who, when they proven wrong on every facet, they go into damage control mode, falsely label it as something that it's not, lock their Twitter replies, set their Twitter account to protected mode, or all of the above.

Short for "social justice retard", this term was coined by Ember Paradox in a YouTube video titled "They're not doing 'girl gamers' ANY favors here", talking about problematic behavior in the e-sports/gaming space.

Ember Paradox:
No, it's not SJW - I upgraded the acronym SJW, 'cause they are not social justice warriors, they are SJRs (social justice retards).
We have upgraded the acronym now. SJW is in the past, SJR is in the now.

by AmatsuKitsune January 23, 2026

Brought to you by Carl's Jr.

Plugging a product shamelessly in conversation, as if the company was paying you every time you did so. From the movie Idiocracy, where a character is paid every time he inserts "Brought to you by Carl's Jr." into a conversation.

Steve: Man my new Apple Iphone is AWESOME!
Bill: No way, my new Microsoft Windows phone is better than sex!!!
Normal person (without cult-like loyalty): Brought to you by Carl's Jr.

by tiku December 6, 2012

Carl's Jr commercials

Carl's Jr commercials feature obnoxious portions and combinations of food that are merely ideological in intent. Nobody would seriously eat a double six-dollar burger with bacon and guac, but they're advertised anyway. The goal is to affirm the macho, guy-like, over-the-top, gonzo style that currently defines American masculinity. Other examples include raised pick-up trucks, Calvin peeing stickers, and driving like an asshole.

There's no way that totally bangable chick riding the mechanical bull in that Carl's Jr commercial could eat one of those burgers and still have such an incredibly hot ass.

by Semiotics Man January 29, 2005

Carl's Jr.

Commonly called "CJ's" by more frequent users, Carl's Jr. has by far the best fast food burger, excluding In-N-Out. It's menu may also be easily manipulated for cheap satisfaction. Combinations of this include: 2 Famous Stars with criss-cut fries, 4 chicken sandwiches, and 3 Famous Stars. Of course, each of these require that for a soda one simply asks the cashier for a cup of "water" then proceeds to get cola anyway.

Maximilian: Yo, fool that practice was long as fuck. I could eat a wild boar. Good thing Carl's Jr. is like a block away.
Virat: Word. Let's hit up CJ's 'for we smoke a bowl.
Maximilian: Aite, hope the famouses are good today.
Virat: True, but I can't wait for some of dos criss-suts.

by Ely B. Rambo September 22, 2008