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A Size King is a well-endowed man who actively seeks out size queens (men who only like huge dicks). Some men who are hung become size kings because they like to be with men who will really focus on their penis and it's size. A true size king advertises his endowment to "bait" potential size queens.
"You're sure showing a lot of dick bulge tonight, Dan."

"Of course I am. I'm not going to hide it...I need to meet some size queens at the club, and I want them to know that I'm a Size King"
Size King by adam October 16, 2008
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A Size King is a well-endowed man who actively seeks out size queens (women who only like huge dicks). Some men who are hung become size kings because they like to be with women who will really focus on their penis and it's size. A true size king advertises his endowment to "bait" potential size queens.
"You're sure showing a lot of dick bulge tonight, Dan."

"Of course I am, Anika. I'm not going to hide it...I need to meet some size queens at the club, and I want them to know that I'm a Size King"
Size King by Horseman Dan June 15, 2008
An individual who prefers penetrating tight orifices and/or being penetrated by small fallaces.

*Comparable to the Size Queen who prefers large fallaces and relaxed orifices.

- Beneath their coat of arms there is a scroll that bears the words: "Size is Relative" (joking)
"Attention swingers, The Size King and Queen are now entertaining couples for the evening"

"Chad feels uncomfortable fucking me when I use a dildo that is bigger than his dick; so not being the Size King is a soft limit of his."
A man who appreciates a girls forhead, the bigger the better
Iori-chan has a really nice forhead, I guess I'm a size king.
Size king by KageakiMinato September 24, 2022

king-size 

or king-sized

very large
After the banquet, I had to take a king-size dump.
king-size by Light Joker July 4, 2005

King size ass 

An ass that is bigger than xxl
Oh my god, just look at that king size ass!!!

king size 

Something well good. Doesn't refer to physical size but rather the big amount of joy something brings.
This tune is king size!
king size by drinkbord December 31, 2011
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