sitsmarch 

When you do nothing but sit for the duration of March.

Forget stoptober, i'm doing sitsmarch. Along with unscrupulously winning the advent window question ,)

sitsmarch by Mr Loophole.. December 13, 2018

Sitsmarch 

A long established competition, where otherwise active and able people do nothing but sit for as long as possible during working hours. Held in March each year, sitsmarch may one day become a national event. Many critics of the event suggest the event could lead to increased obesity, diabetes and someone uncannily beating others in the advent window challenge.

I wonder who will be crowned the sitsmarch champion this year.

Sitsmarch by Mr Loophole.. December 14, 2018

Shitsearching 

It’s quite similar to shitposting. It’s to search up random queries on Google, Yahoo, Bing, etc. with no intent of a pattern. Usually done to protect one’s real search history by filling it with nonsense to divert a reader’s eyes from the true history.

Friend: Why have you searched up “Where do Elephants live?”, “What color is Helium?”, and “10 richest people” all within 30 seconds?

Me: To prevent people like you from trying to look at my history.

Friend: Why don’t you just delete your history?

Me: That makes people suspicious, so I just go shitsearching for a few minutes.

Shitsearching by Definitely Not A Lemon May 26, 2020