The richest man on earth. The absolute best. His hobbies are drinking, beating his children, occasionaly smashing the empty bottles on their heads. He wins the lottery twice a week.
Dice: Hello master
Sir Satanus: SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU DISGUSTING FREAK!
A worshiper: Oh my god, it's the mighty Satanus!
Sir: MUHAHAHAHA! ON YOUR KNEES, WORM!
Sir Satanus: SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU DISGUSTING FREAK!
A worshiper: Oh my god, it's the mighty Satanus!
Sir: MUHAHAHAHA! ON YOUR KNEES, WORM!
by nomiebobby March 15, 2024