the nemesis of Dr. Funkenstein, his clones(esp. Star Child), and funk in general, as featured on Parliament records "The Clones of Dr. Funkenstein," "Funkentelechy Vs. The Placebo Syndrome," "Motor Booty Affair," "Gloryhallastoopid," and "Trombipulation." He is the antithesis of cool, and could be a "The Man" type figure. He was played by George Clinton using a voice distorter and is featured on the cover of "Funkentelechy Vs. The Placebo Syndrome." Name comes from his oversized nose and the fact that he is completely devoid of anything related to funk.
Sir Nose D'Voidoffunk is a character of George Clinton, the leader of Parliament Funkadelic, mentioned prominently in the song Sir Nose D'Voidoffunk as well as Aqua Boogie (Psychoalphadiscobetabioaquadoloop) and others. The name is taken from Cyrano de Bergerac, a Parisian known for his large proboscis. The Nose is known to be possessed of no funk and will never dance, unless, of course, he is shot by the Bop Gun.
It's Sir Nose D'Voidoffunk! No worries, I'll shoot him with my Bop Gun.
"Sir Nose D" is short for "Sir Noise Devoidoffunk" a character from Parliament's "Funkentelechy vs. the Placebo Syndrome"...Probably Parliament's best album after "The Mothership Connection".
Some theorize that "Sir Nose D" represents a coke dealer, and in fact the whole album is about cocaine addiction. Throughout the album Sir Nose refuses to "Dance" -in this context, do his own wares...Sort of makes sense, but this author could find no conclusive evidence of such. Should you find any, please amend this definition.
Starchild: "Has anyone seen Sir Nose D...tell him he *will* dance...He *must* dance!"
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.