The Sir Chapman (noun)
When passion meets sweat, fluids and fun on a countertop. Usually involves two consenting adults, a lot of enthusiasm, and a post-event “slip and slide” situation. Known for leaving both participants dizzy, the kitchen unrecognisable, and the cleaning supplies questioning their life choices.
When passion meets sweat, fluids and fun on a countertop. Usually involves two consenting adults, a lot of enthusiasm, and a post-event “slip and slide” situation. Known for leaving both participants dizzy, the kitchen unrecognisable, and the cleaning supplies questioning their life choices.
by Daisy Boo October 15, 2025
Get the Sir Chapmanmug.