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Simuldump

When two or more of the dogs your are walking take a dump at the same time.
Wow was I lucky today. I was walking the dogs and they took a simuldump at the same exact time, so it was easy to pick up thier poo.
by Pakman1281 September 3, 2011
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Simultemporal

The nature of time as being simultaneous rather than sequential or linear. The experience of living time all at once, of past and future being equally present and equidistant.
The simultemporal experience was transformative, providing clarification of issues as diverse as the questions of free will and destiny, and the nature of death.
by Monkey's Dad September 18, 2019
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smugdumpster

A feckless jackass who takes for granted rights granted to him by other white male politicians and assumes that same extends to women. A trash man who always thinks he is right and expresses said opinion to others.
Fuck you smugdumpster! Not sure if you can hear a non-baritone voice, but allies listen and don’t gaslight.
by PissedOffGay July 16, 2022
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