When you’re in an area with a high volume of hot sexy shawties and you have no idea how to react to such an occasion so you feel forced to put on your player face and spit mad game.
Buddy: “How was the partylast night?”
You: “There were so many hot chicks there it was simpsational!”
sin·sa·tion·al/sinˈsāSHənl/Adjective
1. (of an event, a person, or a piece of information) Causing great sexual interest and excitement: "a sinsational orgy."
2. Very good sex indeed; very impressive, exciting, and satisfying sex involving usually the forbidden fruits of fornication, adultery, pornography, homosexuality, lesbianism, bestiality.
During two hours of unusual and unbelievable pleasuring involving a group of at least 3 people who needed to use birth control, all unmarried or married to sombody else, toys inserted into various parts of the male and female anatomy, and an animal or two while pornographic movies played on a big screen TV in the room, a voice cried out from the center, "THIS IS SINSATIONAL !!!"
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.